BälSäc - Jaws 'O Death

NAME: BälSäc
ALIAS: the Jaws ‘o Death
INSTRUMENT: Guitar
AGE: pi X 10 to the millionth power
HOME PLANET: Ennui
HEIGHT: 22 1⁄2 hands
WEIGHT: 12 tons fully dressed; 98lbs soaking wet
EYE COLOR: I’m not sure if he has eyes
HOBBIES: Wine tasting, home distilling, contemplating suicide
ON DATES I LIKE TO…: Contemplate suicide
QUOTE: “I’m so very, very sorry.
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